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Car for $10.00
A woman offered a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars.
A man answered the ad, but he was slightly skeptical. "What's the
gimmick?" he inquired.
"No gimmick," the woman answered.
"My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold
and the money go to his secretary."
"Escaped
Convict"
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was onthe
run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in
the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife
to the bed.
The helpless
husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and start to nuzzle
her neck. His wife started to move her head violently, at which the
man got up and left the room.T
T he husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and
hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen
a woman in years.
Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go along with it and
even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him
mad.
Our lives may depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm
so relieved you feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering
to me.
He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline
in
the bathroom."
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A
good laugh is all you need
